With Moncton’s annual funny festival underway, we thought we’d chime in with a few jokes for the younger set.
by Jenna Morton
Moncton is a city that loves to laugh, especially during the annual HubCap Comedy Festival.
Do you have a budding comedian at home? Our three-year-old loves telling this joke from the book Pinkalicious: Tickled Pink.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pinky.
Pinky who?
Pinky stinky underwear
Here are a few great kids’ jokes, with thanks to our cousins at momstown Toronto!
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!
Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrr-ple
Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A. Nacho cheese
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: What do you call a funny chicken?
A: A comedi-hen
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me!
What’s your little one’s favourite giggle inducer? Share their joke here!
